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Illustration: Elisabeth Moch

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Eric Wrenn
All About Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Freddie Prinze, Jr. was born in Los Angeles, CA.
His father died when he was only ten months old.
A boys relationship with his father is very important, but Freddies father remained a mystery to him, much like the relationship most people have with the Dionaea Muscipula, more commonly known as the Venus Flytrap. It remains a mystery to most people.
Freddie Prinze, Jr. was an imaginative introvert during his childhood, misunderstood by his peers. He kept to himself. Venus flytraps are only found naturally in Wilmington, North Carolina in a bog thought to be created by an ancient meteor crater.
Freddie Prinze, Jr. was born March 8, 1976, a month with excellent Venus Flytrap growth potential. Is Freddie a Venus Flytrap?
Freddie Prinze, Jr. was included in People Magazines 50 Most Beautiful People issue of the year 2000. The Venus Flytrap received its name from the Roman goddess of beauty. Rome is a city in Italy and Freddie Prinze, Jr. is mostly Italian.
Freddie is not a vegetarian; he eats meat.
Venus flytraps are also carnivores.
Freddie, in addition to eating meat, as Venus Flytraps do, also cooks. He went to culinary school, he says, so he would have something to fall back on if acting didnt work out. When an insect lands inside Freddies flytrap, it is tested to see if it contains protein, much like a chef who carefully inspects his potential ingredients.
If the insect or thing is deemed worthy of consumption, glands inside Freddie Prinze, Jr. secrete enzymes that break down the fleshy parts to be absorbed (it is prepared and eaten).
Another hobby of Freddies is tap dancing. The delicate teeth of the venus flytrap are beautiful and melodic in their carefully composed splendor, very similar to a controlled, skillful tap dancer like Freddie Prinze, Jr., the Venus Flytrap.
Does it come as a surprise that Freddies favorite color is Green?
One fans encounter with Freddie on the street in London ended like this:
I have to admit, I thought about moving away and letting other people come forward, but I thought, no, I was here first and I want my pen back. Sorry people!
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